Hire us


If you’d like Club Noir to manage your event please get in touch with sarah@clubnoir.co.uk.

We are experienced event organisers and talent agency. Curating events since 2003.

We bring an unrivalled magical experience to your event. Leave it in our safe, experienced and creative hands and you’ll have an event that will run smoothly and be raved about for years afterwards.


We’ve produced events for the likes of Scottish Opera, Wonderbra, Chinawhites, MTV, The List magazine, VisitScotland, Glasgow International Comedy Festival, Glasgow Film Theatre, National Theatre of Scotland and T in the Park.


For enquiries on any of this please email sarah@clubnoir.co.uk




We have experience on all the following.

Talent Agency – see full info below

Themed Events – see full info below

Talent Management


Party Planning


Cabaret and Burlesque Shows


Music Festivals

Fringe Festival events

Dinner Entertainment

Supper Clubs

Film Screenings

Music gigs


Convention stalls

Information stalls

Animal welfare events

Venue scouting

Guest and Customer Liaison

Student Events

Foreign Events and Tours. We’ve travelled from London to Siberia

Singles Gatherings

Comedy Gigs

Brand Promotion


Variety Shows

Vintage events

Photo Shoots


Guinness World Records

Personalised Tours of Glasgow, Edinburgh, Stirling.

Client Entertaining

Print design – posters, leaflets, etc

Fashion Shows





For over a decade we have been dreaming up new themes for each and every event. Masked balls. 1920s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s. Victorian. Carnival. Scotland. New York. Paris. Venice, London. America. Olympics and Commonwealth Games. The Movies. Opera. Summer. Exotica. Christmas. Valentines. Birthdays. Weddings. Anniversaries and Engagements. New Year’s Eve/Hogmanay. Halloween. Gay. Vintage. Birthdays. Challenge us with new themes – we love it.


We have a wealth of diverse talent.


STAGE ENTERTAINERS – Comperes. Dancers. Showgirls. Burlesque Stripteasers. Male Stripteasers. Gay Acts. Ballet Dancers. Cancan. Tassel Twirlers. Break Dancers. Fire. Angle Grinders. Stilt Walkers. Singers. Comedians, Circus. Acrobats. Jugglers. Impersonators. Magicians. Escapologists. Drag Queens. Drag Kings. Whipcrackers. Knife throwers. Aerial. Pole dance. Santas.


MEET AND GREET ENTERTAINERS – Walkabout performers and characters are a particularly dazzling and cost-effective way to add charm and a wow factor to your event. They don’t need staging, lights, and all the other factors (hassles!) of putting on a show. They can mingle with your guests to make them feel welcome and special. Walkabouts can be entertaining or helpful or both. Beautiful men and women. Girls jumping out of a cake. Pin-Ups Parlour. Roulette. Hosts. Fundraisers. Dwarves. Balloon modelers. Cigarette girls. Magicians. Waiting staff. Fairy Godmother. Door staff. Singing waiters. Plus lots more.


MUSIC – DJs, musicians, singers, bands, bagpipers, opera.


CREATIVES – Models. Photographers. VJs. Pyrotechnics. Special effects. Balloon drops.


PRACTICAL STAFF – Event organisers. Runners. Stage managers. Sound engineers. Lighting directors.


BACKGROUND STAFF – Costume makers. Prop makers. Hair and makeup.


ON-SCREEN – Extras. Featured extras. Voice-overs. Performers. Actors.


FILMING – You might want to film your event or make a promotional video; we can do both. Our team have worked on some of the world’s iconic brands to include Kellogg’s, British Rail, Heineken, Tesco and Mars. We’ve worked with The England Football Squad and comedy royalty like Tommy Cooper plus many more. And proud to have an ad in the top 100 best TV commercials ever.



For queries and quotes email sarah@clubnoir.co.uk. We look forward to working with you.