Gatsby film – we provide 1920s acts for your events
The film ‘Gatsby’ is released in the UK on 16th May. We predict a flurry of interest in the 1920s and many themed events.
We have many beautiful and unique 1920s acts – showgirls, Charleston dancers, singers, walkabouts, meet and greet, hostesses.
Ziegfeld Showgirl – the name is still the last word in beauty and glamour and showmanship

1920s singers

Charleston dancers

1920s Seductresses in beautiful costumes


Unusual costumes – fringed latex dress; bespoke tailored tuxedo a la Marlene Dietrich

Walkabout acts, hostesses, meet and greet

Burlesque in the Home
Burlesque isn’t just about attending an event every few months. Its glamour and aura should be incorporated into everyday life by every fan. We asked some of our troupe how they bring their burlesque personalities into their homes. Read on…
April Newsletter – Blitz clothes
Club Noir – The Blitz – Clothes Inspiration
We’ve jotted some ideas on what to wear to this event. Hope this gives some inspiration. As always – you certainly don’t need to dress for the theme. Anything goes. This is certainly not an exhaustive list. Read on…
April Newsletter – Interview with Sam of Cup & Saucer
Sam Newell is our vintage guru, domestic goddess. She runs fabulous vintage tea room The Cup and Saucer in Glasgow. She lives the vintage life – even down to her grown-up children following in her high-heeled footsteps. Read on…
April Newsletter – Interview with DJ Loveless
DJ Loveless has been our resident DJ, dandy and bon vivant since day 1 of Club Noir. He is also the very gifted photographer of Muse Photography. Read on…
Fabulous offices in Glasgow
We are very proud to be moving to these super-cool offices in the heart of Glasgow. If you’d like to join us there are other offices up for rent. Read on…
Mac Cosmetics
We adore Mac Makeup here at Club Noir. It’s used by all our showgirls. We especially love their body makeup. Dita Von Teese uses their cosmetics too – for stage and offstage. It’s designed for photography and films so it’s particularly great for nights out or occassions when you know you’ll be photographed. It helps give your skin a radiance. Read on…
Club Noir introduces Siberia to burlesque
In December 2011 we took Club Noir to Ektarerinburg in Russia at a lavish party for millionaires. President Sarkozy’s son was DJing. What beautiful people. And they Loved Club Noir. The experience of a lifetime!
Decorate your bedroom Club Noir style
A fan recently asked us about decorating their bedroom in a Club Noir style. So it got me thinking and looking round my own bedroom. Read on…
Club Noir is biggest burlesque club in the world
Club Noir is the world’s biggest burlesque club. As awarded by Guinness World Records. We achieved this in February 2009 by having 1,600 people at our event. But we often get more!!