Scotland on Sunday Spectrum Magazine
It's very different from traditional nightclubs where everyone is tryingto look cool and no one's talking to anyone else.
The women at Club Noir - both on stage and in the crowd - look fabulous.
Daily Record
Lucy Sweet Column
After I'd put my eyes back in my head, the entertainment came on which I can only describe as not suitable for children
been a highlight for adventurous and open-minded clubbers.
The List
Pick of 2006
Marquis magazine
The most glamorous risqué event in the northern part of the UK. We love the website of this club!
Alternative Magazine
Club Noir's presence transcends, with their delightful and flamboyant dress excess drawing in and entertaining passers by with their thespian persona and alluring charisma.
Daily Mirror
A burlesque/fetish troupe who we'll be seeing much more of in the coming months
Impulse mag
A stunning blend of stripteasers, live musicians, fetish artistes, dancers
Herald Magazine
The clubbers are my kind of people. Up for anything and very open minded. The shows are very old Hollywood glamour
Metro
Scotland's leading burlesque club
The Observer
For an outrageous night, it's hard to beat Club Noir nights.
Sunday Times
They thought it couldn't happen, but a Glasgow burlesque club has become the hottest night out in the country.
IDJ
Proving that it's far from grim up north. Is reminiscent of Manumission in its heyday.
Holyrood magazine (for the Scottish Parliament)
Workshops should be prescribed on the NHS
Dangerous Ink
Club Noir is very friendly. It's like a big house arty and people really do talk to each other - about their clothes and the shows.
Bizarre
Burlesque and underground collide with a one-off mix of striptease, fetish acts, vaudeville and DJs spinning the finest in sleazy listening.
Skinny,
The reputation of Scotland's only burlesque club is soaring, mainly due to blistering word of mouth
Glasgow Guardian
Upon entering you are transported to another world of decadence, glamour and naughtiness. The Academy's former life as an old film house provides the theatrical element necessary to make you feel like you've stepped into a 1930's Parisian dance hall.
Notion Mag
It is an amazing chance for clubbers to hear their favourite old classics pumping out of the top class sound system. An amazing and rare experience for music lovers.
Sunday Herald
When people come to Club Noir they have such a feeling of freedom. It allows them to use their imagination and be themselves.
Kerrang
A carnal carnival of stripteasers, fetish artists and vaudeville acts, plus DJs playing everything from punk rock to Doris Day. We shit you not.
The Times Magazine
Best burlesque nights.
The Big Issue
Littered with glammed up bodies dancing to the bluesy riffs emanating from every corner of the club. the crowd is a hotch potch of virtually every trend since the 1920's
Daily Record
centre page spread
The teeniest bouncer you've ever seen is waiting at the door and, as he tugs at your leg to ask for ID, you realise this is no ordinary nightclub.
Bizarre collection of "freaks and uniques".
Sunday Herald
Bawdy cabaret.. It's very tongue in cheek, a bit rude at times, but never vulgar.
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